This ode to the Old West features classic cowboy songs as the casts of some famous TV westerns have to come together to keep their ranches from becoming a mega-mall.

“We’re old cowhands and we love this land
Our legs are bowed and our cheeks are tanned.
We’re cowhands who never saw a mall
Never drove a car or took a plane at all
And we ain’t got a cell so don’t try to call.
Yippy-I-Oki-A, Yippy-I-O-Ki-A.”

Events center around the kidnapping of Hoarse Heartright and the attempts of Donald Trumpmall to buy up the Ponderosa to use the land for a gigantic mall.–The Dayton Daily News