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Bonanza Valley!
We’re old cowhands and we love this land
Our legs are bowed and our cheeks are tanned.
We’re cowhands who never saw a mall
Never drove a car or took a plane at all
And we ain’t got a cell so don’t try to call.
Yippy-I-Oki-A, Yippy-I-O-Ki-A
Events center around the kidnapping of Hoarse Hartright and the attempts of Donald Trumpmall to buy up the Ponderosa to use the land for a gigantic mall. – The Dayton Daily News